Random thoughts

Intoxication is more difficult to maintain in temperatures below 45 °.

My sock has slipped down past my ankle and under my foot.
Walking, as my shoes are loose, the sock slips,
Further from its intended location.

This mole just appeared on my palm.
It's cancer, I know it is, don't tell me it's not.
It's malignant, and it will be the death of me.
Hmm, well, it went away on it's own when I washed my hands.